The analogy of the HTTP error messages to the reasons why guys remain single

A post from the unpublished archives, possibly from 2007/2008.

This is how a single guy would relate his ‘single’ situation with the HTTP error messages. They are technically no way foolproof but the intent here is humor based on a bit of technicality 😉

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400 – Largest chunk of requests get this – inappropriate ways to approach have been used


402 Open to interpretations. – one possible is that the girl has expensive demands


401,403 – Approaching a married girl


404,413,414,416,431 – Guys with ‘uncommon’,’obsolete’,’rigid’,’myriad’ etc. expectations


407 – When a father/brother/mother of the girl obstructs and needs to be tackled


408,444 – The girl is cold and insensitive


410 – When a guy is pursuing a girl & she gets married


426 –  The ‘old school’ guys – they need to learn the new ways and strategies to deal with girls


429 – Many guys are after one girl


500 – The girl doesn’t know how to reject


502 – The girl’s parents reject the proposal and she,too,quits

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